i love being tight with teachers because you get to hear them talk shit about other teachers its so funny they all act like highschoolers except they get paid
Raise your hand if you’ve joined a fandom because you saw it on Tumblr.
Raise your hand if you’ve completely avoided things because of the fandom you saw on tumblr
Raise your hand if you know enough about a fandom to be in it because of tumblr, but haven’t actually watched the show/read the book/etc.
i have this friend, his name’s jamal, and when we were younger, he was obsessed with pokemon, and pretended he was a pokemon trainer. one time we saw this stray cat, and he pretended it was a pokemon, and tried to catch it, and somehow he actually managed to get a hold of it. his family’s had it ever since
now we call him “got a cat” jamal
"This isnt a project that you will be able to do the night before"
for every 50 notes this gets i’ll read a chapter of this book:
when you start shipping something as a joke but then it’s like
"talk dirty to me"
when you say something funny and your friends laugh